For those few of you that read this and wondered what happened to me--well, it is like a nightmare--I am sitting right here at work as I type this. Yes, work. I agreed to help them out a bit. I worked this week, and then I will be part time for about a month to help train my replacement. Someone quit, so now the only person left is too busy to train him.
It hasn't been all that bad. It was nice to see everyone and feeling useful, but I really prefer to be back at home. I am surprised how much I remembered.
This has convinced me that retirement is my preferred state of being.